Aug 15 2008

LOLtsar: Cristiano Ronaldina

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Cristiano Ronaldo Manchester United soccer gay ballerina

I can has pink tutu and comfie girl shoes?

Really Cristiano Ronaldo? Really? Sigh - I guess its better than constantly appearing with Nani in every single picture taken like some gay Portuguese powercouple.

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Jul 28 2008

Zach Randolph At The Point

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Logging onto RealGM earlier today, the following headline sent me into a fit of laughter: “Randolph Thinks He Can Be A Point Forward”

I quickly recalled this classic clip of Zach Randolph taking the New York Knicks offense into his own hands and attempting to act the playmaker:

Wow - I guess the Knicks are desperate to get Stephon Marbury out of there. Apparently they’re content to move on with ANYONE.

Link clicked. Anticipating noise complaints from adjacent coworkers.

Oh wait. It’s actually Anthony Randolph of the Golden State Warriors. WAY TO CRUSH MY HOPES OF BASKETBALL HILARITY AT THE EXPENSE OF THE LOWLY KNICKERBOCKERS. I’ll just settle for replaying the Z-Bo video a dozen times.

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Jul 21 2008

NCAA Football 09: Big Ten Online Dynasty

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The college football season is close, and what better way to get in the mood than by picking up a copy of NCAA Football 09 to play.

One of the biggest new additions to the game has been the ability to transfer your online dynasty offline, or vice versa. It seems that playing in an online dynasty with friends is the cool things to do, so I decided to organize a league with whoever I knew that had to game to do the damn thang.

We limited our school selections the Big Ten Conference, based on the fact that one player actually goes to one of the schools. Plus there are quality teams, so it works.

Here’s who’s who and what’s what in the league:

Jack - Wisconsin Badgers - Dude actually goes to the school (or did - I stopped trying to keep track of people), so this is warranted. Thanks for making the quasi-executive decision and at least having a team preference to narrow down who we would play with.

Jason - Ohio State Buckeyes - He claims to have some sort of kin who attended the school, so we’ll let him have dibs on the best team in the conference. I dominated him online this past weekend, so I guess he deserves a bit of a handicap.

George - Illinois Fighting Illini - This one’s for Ryne. Plus, it’s gonna be amazing typing names like Juice Williams and Arrelious Benn over and over again as I recap games.

Tyler - Michigan Wolverines - I stuck him with whatever decent team was left. Clearly just in it for the love of the game. Welcome aboard.

I’m sure you will all be thrilled to read recaps of video game college football, so this is precisely what I will provide for you. Stay tuned!

Oh wait - if you have an Xbox 360 and wanna get in on the action with another Big Ten team, leave a comment with your gamertag and I’ll reach out to you on Xbox Live. Sigh - I’m a nerd.

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